Copyright 2001 --- Robert Baer Jr. Amos Doggie & Hannah -- "The Lost Wolf" DISCLAIMER Road Rovers characters, names, situations and the Road Rovers universe are the property of Warner Bros. I, nor this script/story are connected with Warner Bros. in any way, shape or form. This document may not be publicized or reproduced in any way, shape or form. It must remain fully intact and may not be altered in anyway. It is strictly used for not-for-profit entertainment purposes only, and is not intended to infringe on any Copyrights. This story is written by Robert Baer Jr and the characters Amos Doggie, Hannah, Princess, Katrina, Felicia and the Gila Monster are all Robert Baer Jr's creations, copyright 1999. Catman is a creation of John Butler. Goldfire Wolf is a creation of Patrick Wood. Amos Doggie & Hannah -- "The Lost Wolf" The scene is the home of Amos and Hannah Doggie, in the middle of the southern Louisiana swamplands. It is early afternoon. Amos and Hannah are entertaining guests. The Gila Monster is in the swamp wrestling with some of Amos's alligator friends. Princess and Hannah are inside preparing cajun style chicken for supper while Amos is out on the water with Catman, Felicia and Katrina. Amos and Catman are riding on the back of a pair of alligators, Felicia and Katrina are on the other pair. AMOS (calls out): See, dis be how it's done! You has one foot on one gator, den one foot on dee udder one, like dees! CATMAN (straddling the gators): This isn't as easy as it looks! FELICIA (scared): Those creatures sure have big mouths! KATRINA (scared): They look... hungry! AMOS (laughs): Day be me friends! Day harm ye not! Now, we ride dee river! Amos gives out a strange howl, suddenly, the two pair of alligators begin to swim downstream. FELICIA (scared): They're... moving! KATRINA (scared): Oh.. this is too weird! AMOS (laughs): If ye wish to visit ol' Amos, ye have to learn to ride me gators! CATMAN (smiles): See girls, it's not so bad... Meanwhile, back at the house. PRINCESS (smiles): Hannah, mind if I ask you a question? HANNAH (puts chicken in oven): No, got right ahead, dear! PRINCESS (curious): Well, you and Amos have all of these magical powers. Why not just 'zap' up your meals and .. HANNAH (interrupts): Hold that thought, Princess. The keeper of the Dora gave us these special powers to defend the world with and fight for good, not to use willy nilly for our own personal gain PRINCESS (nods): You have a point, Hannah, I never thought of it like that! HANNAH (smiles): That's why Amos and I were chosen. He doesn't have a greedy bone in his whole body. Even after all these years, even after becoming Road Rovers and getting these magical powers, all he wants in this world are three things.... (talks like him); Me hammock, me woman and me pot of crawdad bisque! PRINCESS (giggles): You sound just like him! (smiles): Well, the Gila Monster is like that too! All he wants to do is beat up bad guys and have fun! (dreamily): He's quite a man... he accepts me for who I am, and I accept him for who he is... HANNAH (smiles): I can see you two truly care for one another. Why not... you know.... get married.. PRINCESS (sadly): I don't know, would the other Rovers accept a marriage like this... after all, I'm a dog, and he's a ... reptile. HANNAH (smiles): Hey, if you two have no problem with your differences, why should anyone else? PRINCESS (sadly): Blitz is always teasing me... HANNAH (laughs): Ignore him, everyone else does... PRINCESS (laughs): That's true... (sadly): Neither one of us has any family. The Gila has no idea where he came from and me, well, the Lost Pack was the only family I ever had. HANNAH (puts hand on shoulder): Princess, you're a part of the Road Rover family. PRINCESS (smiles): And what about the Gila Monster? HANNAH (laughs); In his own goofy way, he's a Road Rover too! PRINCESS (concerned): Do you think the other Rovers would accept us? HANNAH (smiles): Why not? I can understand your concern, Princess. When Amos and I first joined the Rovers, many of them asked me why I am married to a much older dog. (dreamily): The truth is he rescued me and took care of me when my human master left me stranded in these woods. No dog had ever been so kind to me, it was only natural for me to fall in love with him. PRINCESS (nods): That's how I feel about the Gila! We first met when he stopped Dreadnaught from killing me. No one in the Lost Pack ever would've stood up for me or even defended me like that! (smiles): Each time I think about it, it makes me love him that much more... HANNAH (happy): Looks like we are two very blessed ladies, aren't we? The Gila Monster approaches the house, covered from head to toe in mud and swamp muck. HANNAH (shakes head): Oh no you don't, Gila! You go wash off first before setting foot in this house! I've spent all morning cleaning the floors and vacuuming! GILA MONSTER (begs): Oh, come on! Let's me in! I'll only sit in the living room, I wants to watch wrestling on the TV! HANNAH (smiles): Well, normally I wouldn't use my magic for this, but in this case... Hannah waves his hand and now the Gila Monster is instantly clean from head to toe and wearing brand new clothes. HANNAH (shouts out): Now you may come in the house! Back in the swamp, Amos, Catman, Katrina and Felicia are now having fun riding on the backs of Amos's gator friends. FELICIA (smiles): Hey, this isn't bad at all! KATRINA (nods): These really are tame allligators! CATMAN (smiles): I've told you two that all along! AMOS (points): Lookie lookie! Here comes Woody, me barn owl friend! FELICIA (whispers to Katrina): How can he tell one bird from another? KATRINA (whispers back): Don't ask... Woody lands on Amos's outstretched bionic arm and begins to frantically chirp away. CATMAN (nods, understanding): A stranger in the swamp? AMOS (nods): Woody say it be lookin' like a big dog, maybe a wolf! CATMAN (sternly): We better investigate this, Amos! AMOS (nods): You be readin' me mind! (smiles): I be usin' me magic to... CATMAN (interrupts): No offense, Amos, allow me to do this, ok? AMOS (smiles): Sure ting, you is our guests here, yes? Catman concentrates and now the four are standing in front of a very peculiar looking wolf. The wolf at first looks frightened, but soon begins to growl and show it's teeth at the group. Felicia and Katrina hug Catman in fear. KATRINA (hugs Catman): Oh my! FELICIA (hugs Catman): He looks wild! CATMAN (sternly): Strange fur colorations... gray with some streaks of bright yellow... AMOS (smiles, waves): Hey dere wolf critter, calms down, ol' Amos harm ye not! The wolf continues to look tense and growls at the group. AMOS (confused): Amos not understand! Ol' Amos be talkin to all his swamp critter friends and day understand... CATMAN (sternly): Be careful Amos, this wolf is NOT from this area. AMOS (sadly): Wish we could be friends wit him... (brightens): Amos have idear! CATMAN (shouts): AMOS!!! WAIT!!! Amos waves his arms and transforms the wolf into a wolf-sapien, complete with overalls and a flannel shirt like he is wearing. This only confuses the wolf more. GOLDFIRE (looks at himself): What... what have you done to me? CATMAN (sternly): AMOS!! CHANGE HIM BACK!!! AMOS (shakes head): I change him back not, Catman! (smiles): Now, we can be talkin' to each other. I am Amos Doggie and .. GOLDFIRE (brightens): You are Amos Doggie? (nods): The swamp creatures speak highly of you, maybe you are the very one who can help me! AMOS (happy): Sure ting! GOLDFIRE (sadly); I am called Goldfire.. and I am lost... AMOS (smiles): You be not lost! You be right here! CATMAN (shakes head): No Amos, he means he doesn't know where he is now AMOS (looks at Catman): Amos know where he be! (points to the ground); He be right here! CATMAN (smiles): Er.. right Amos... Goldfire, I am Catman, and these are my friends Katrina and Felicia GOLDFIRE (timidly): Pleased to meet you... Catman... AMOS (happy): Lookie Goldfire, dees be my friends, day harm ye not! Come back to dee house wit us! GOLDFIRE (smiles): Well, I have been wondering around for days.. AMOS (happy): Den it be settled! Come, friend, we go to me house! Me woman be fixin' supper, it be good eatin', I guarantee! CATMAN (nods); Alright, here we go! Catman waves his arms and teleports all of them to the front yard of the house. HANNAH (surprised): Princess! Look outside! PRINCESS (looks): Amos is back! (concerned); But who's the new guy? GILA MONSTER (gets off of couch): New guy? Hannah, Princess and the Gila Monster walk outside to see the stranger. GOLDFIRE (points at Hannah): More of your friends? AMOS (nods); You be right, Goldfire! Dis be me woman, Hannah, and our friends Princess and dee Gila Monster! GOLDFIRE (smiles): Hello, I am Goldfire, the Lost Wolf AMOS (sternly); How many times ol' Amos be tellin' ya! You ain't lost! (points down): You be right here! HANNAH (rolls eyes): My husband's infallable logic.... AMOS (points); See? Me woman agrees wit me! PRINCESS (shouts): But... HANNAH (interrupting): Let it go, Princess. It'd take too long to explain it to Amos... CATMAN (walks over to Hannah): Hannah, Goldfire claims to have no knowledge of where he is or where he came from. I've been unable to probe his mind, so I'm not sure if he's telling the truth.. HANNAH (nods): He's telling the truth alright, Catman. (sternly); I can feel it, I can sense that he is sincere, and very afraid... CATMAN (nods): I agree. How about letting him stay here for a while, until either his memory returns or we can determine where he came from? HANNAH (smiles): Excellent idea, Catman! AMOS (walks over to Hannah and Catman): Amos be havin a good idear! We can let's dis guy stay wit us for a while... HANNAH (smiles): Good idea, Amos! AMOS (big grin): Glad me thinked of it, yes? CATMAN (giggles): Yes, we are! AMOS (happy): Goldfire, ye can stay here wit us for a spell, ok? GOLDFIRE (smiles): I'd like that very much, thank you! PRINCESS (looks at watch): I think the cajun chicken should be ready now! FELICIA & KATRINA (happy): HOORAY!!! DINNER!!!! AMOS (smiles): And be not forgettin' our guests! Ol' Amos be makin' a big pot of me crawdad bisque for y'all! HANNAH (smiles): Welcome to our home, Goldfire! GOLDFIRE (nods): Thank you, Hannah! HANNAH (shocked): Oh dear! I forgot to bake the dinner rolls! AMOS (smiles): Be not sad, woman! Amos make rolls! CATMAN, HANNAH, FELICIA & KATRINA (together); NO!!!! Amos waves his arms, and six black Rolls-Royce automobiles appear all over the front yard. GILA MONSTER (excited): WOW!! PRINCESS (shocked): Oh my! HANNAH (screams): AMOS DOGGIE!!!!! AMOS (smiles): Oh well, no one be perfect, yes? 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